Husband V.S Wife

موضوع: Husband V.S Wife الأحد يناير 30, 2011 6:56 am

Husband: Do you know the
meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!

Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a
newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you
were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs
rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them
to him?
Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to
find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known
it the minute I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your
parents.

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Wife: What will you give me
if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

موضوع: رد: Husband V.S Wife الإثنين يناير 31, 2011 2:25 am

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موضوع: رد: Husband V.S Wife السبت فبراير 05, 2011 3:23 pm

like this husband need this wife
lol!

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